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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.
Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

murderhobo 

The typical protagonist of a fantasy role-playing game, who is a homeless guy who goes around killing people and taking their stuff. The term originated in discussions of tabletop role-playing games by authors seeking to create games aimed at styles of play not supported by traditional games like Dungeons & Dragons.
Four murderhoboes burned down the peaceful orc village, killed every orc in it, and looted their corpses.
murderhobo by October Black February 2, 2015
A feeling of wanting to murder because of annoyance
Pilots make Amy feel very murdery!
murdery by Feenie Feen June 16, 2016

Masscunt Murdersludge 

A latent homosexual maneuver where two lonely chat room buddies get together and suck themselves off as part of an internet cam show.

Masscunt = massive lack of vaginas
Murdersludge = what has happened to your dignity
dude: Hey, did you hear bill and frank are doing a masscunt murdersludge show this weekend?
chick: don't judge. They have to pay the rent somehow

murderheat 

- n - temperature in which a player reaches the pinnacle of basketball
"damn skram really hittin shots"

"of course he is, feel the temperature outside" "what you mean bro"
"bro it's murderheat"
murderheat by nbagod June 18, 2018