McMurder

The act of smashing a lot of McDonalds food. Originated in southeast MI where McDonalds are more common than Kanye West's TV outbursts, it's when you kill a value meal and go back for that 4 piece or double cheeseburger and feel like you just comitted a serious crime on there establishment. You die a little inside too and later you murder some porcelain

I'm going down to hit a McMurder session, you down?

by nobuttsaboutit June 26, 2010

McMurder

One who would more then likely kill for a laugh. Likes to hit on people but not in the loving way. Makes fun of peoples defects and boasts about his own. Likely worked fast food for some years maybe a manager. Also likes long walks on the beach and rum and coke. Will more then likely share a cell with an axe murderer.

I saw McMurder and ran away crying.

by Bob Marleys Secret Son July 31, 2010

Mcmurder

Vehicular homicide linked to McDonalds. People focused on drowning their fat asses in lipids will often ignore basic traffic laws, racing to the scene of the nearest McDonalds, leaving a path of destruction in their wake.

Additionally, even after sating their burger lust, these Mcmurderers may often be too busy wolfing down fries to take notice of their surroundings, making them disproportionately likely to cause an accident.

Steering wheel slippage due to greasy fry fingers may also be a possibility.

My friend was Mcmurdered at that intersection when that hamburglar motherfucker ran him over.

by Ator February 26, 2008

mcmurders

A family of tall scary creatures

The mcmurders are a family of tall scary creatures

by DatOneKidnoonelikes June 21, 2021