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Hey, I thought I got away with that burglary but my crime-partner pulled a McGruff on me.
mcgruff by Bobby Rose December 3, 2007
1. Crime dog
2. Used to describe a smell like that of a dog.
3. Libby
"I need to take a shower, I'm getting a bit Mcgruff."
Mcgruff by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

scruff muff mcgruff 

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

burns mcgruff 

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
burns mcgruff by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008

Slut McGruff

A girl who is slut for both genders, male and female
My girlfriend was a real slut McGruff, she cheated on me with guys and girls...
Slut McGruff by V Priest January 14, 2010