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A guy that Hangs out at Old #3 in Roslyn, WA trying to get young guys to go to the bathroom with him.
You want to go McGruff in the bathroom
McGruff by Baller42o May 26, 2009
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Hey, I thought I got away with that burglary but my crime-partner pulled a McGruff on me.
mcgruff by Bobby Rose December 3, 2007
1. Crime dog
2. Used to describe a smell like that of a dog.
3. Libby
"I need to take a shower, I'm getting a bit Mcgruff."
Mcgruff by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

scruff muff mcgruff 

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

burns mcgruff 

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
burns mcgruff by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008

Slut McGruff

A girl who is slut for both genders, male and female
My girlfriend was a real slut McGruff, she cheated on me with guys and girls...
Slut McGruff by V Priest January 14, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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