mayonnaise'd

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaise'd him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.

Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.

by FranknBeans October 29, 2014

mayonnaise demon

Racist white people, namely Trump supporters

Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.

by catseatingdicks August 18, 2016

Mayonnaise demon

A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.

"Chad, turn off that news channel! You know it's run by mayonnaise demons, right!?"

by tacos4lifeyo January 12, 2017

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.

I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.

by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022