mayonaise jar
mayonaise jar by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015
mayonnaise jar
a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.
Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!
mayonnaise jar by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010
wide mouth mayonnaise jar
The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
wide mouth mayonnaise jar by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
Mayonnaise Jar
when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Mayonnaise Jar by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
mayonnaise jar
mayonnaise jar by Joe November 16, 2003
jar of mayonnaise
A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
jar of mayonnaise by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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