maykol
maykol by Simply that guy November 23, 2021
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Mykol
One of the most handsome and amazing men you will ever see. An amazing athlete with a body like a Spartan plus an overall good guy.
Mykol by Onenowimdone October 17, 2018
Maskolicism
A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.
I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.
Maskolicism by Maskolicism November 11, 2020
Maygol
A Persian name for a girl that means "A beautiful flower that when it blooms smells like a sweet red wine"
Person 1: I am having a Persian baby, I want to give it a name that is not familiar to most people what should I name it?
Person 2: You should name your Persian baby Maygol!
Person 2: You should name your Persian baby Maygol!
Maygol by Maygolicious June 5, 2011
mackolism
Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.
mackolism by halloweenghostly August 9, 2020
Maykell
Absolutely awesome guy who everyone loves and you more likely don't want to mess with. Very smart person who can learn anything with out even try to Spanish Dude. A great athlete, plays the Guitar and every other instrument, great friend, a great boyfriend and freaking amazing lover. As a friend...Amazing,
as an enemy...you better beg for forgiveness.
as an enemy...you better beg for forgiveness.
Girl: Have you heard about that Maykell guy?
Girl 2: OMG he is totally cute!.
Girl: He and Jordan got into an argument the other day.
Girl 2: did they fight?
Girl: No but Maykell made Jordan look like a total Jerk in front of everybody
Girl 2: OMG he is totally cute!.
Girl: He and Jordan got into an argument the other day.
Girl 2: did they fight?
Girl: No but Maykell made Jordan look like a total Jerk in front of everybody
Maykell by Pickmaster June 1, 2011
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