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Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"
Baking maybes by KrashWorship December 26, 2022
A woman's way of saying no when she gives false hope
Can we have sex tonight?

Maybe
Maybe by Scotch Jock November 20, 2021

Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Maybelle 

Maybelle is someone who is fierce and brave. She is powerful and she always strives for greatness. She's a gorgeous gal that is perfect in every aspects. When a girl named Maybelle comes into your life, do not leave her because that'll be your greatest mistake and you're going to regret leaving an almost perfect person. She likes having a good time with the people she treasures the most. She is a keeper, a good friend and a considerate partner. She's a magnet, attracting positivity and love. She also attracts lots of guys. She is impatient, yet, she can be patient with someone whom she truly loves. Her name is uncommon but trust me, if you meet her, you're going to have the urge to keep her forever. She also loves adventures and she likes trying new things.
Maybelle is a gorgeous woman with a brave heart. She likes to lead and help others. She is an independent woman with a soft personality.
Maybelle by heyhowdy June 8, 2021

Facebook Maybe 

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013