mattypoop

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a short little boy
who i've been taller
than for the last 1O
years of both of our
lives. he's also my
best friend since like.
kindergarden (= be jealous.

omggggg mattypoop (= you shorty!

mattypoop by kaysea December 15, 2008

Words you can keep

Mattypoo

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

Mattypoo by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

Related Words

mattypoop • mattpoopsalot1 • Mattypoo • Matty Cooper • maceypooper • Mattpoon • mattymoomar • MattyPoison • metuypoopoo • Post Maturpooping

mattpoopsalot1

a person who keeps using !urban in a discord server to find weird shit to the dismay of everyone else.

A: Bruh this mattpoopsalot1 just urbaned "Bathroom Battleship"
B: Why did he do that, this guy is super weird

A: He also urbaned "Cold Lunch"
B: I don't even want to know what that means. Thanks for warning me man.

mattpoopsalot1 by Hey It's Me Goku! July 13, 2022

MattyPoison

A popular scene kid with a trademark large blonde fringe wearing nike jackets, skinny jeans and air force one's. Often spotted on emo/scene-ridden urbis.

Scene/Emo: Look it's MattyPoison! I have yer myspace!

MattyPoison by Needs January 11, 2009

Mattpoon

A term used to describe a male coxswain in the sport of rowing who usually wears a butt plug and has frequent voice cracks.

Person 1: Hey did you see that coxswain when they were taking out the boat?

Person 2: Oh yeah! The one with the voice crack LOL? “unstrAAAAp!”

Person 1: That guy is such a mattpoon man! I swear I saw a butt plug in his ass too!

Mattpoon by BigGangstaVibez June 13, 2021

maceypooper

When you're girlfriend is pooping or has pooped.

Hey there, hows my maceypooper doing?

maceypooper by Zomgitszack December 19, 2016

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

Post Maturpooping by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026