Mattpoon

A term used to describe a male coxswain in the sport of rowing who usually wears a butt plug and has frequent voice cracks.

Person 1: Hey did you see that coxswain when they were taking out the boat?

Person 2: Oh yeah! The one with the voice crack LOL? “unstrAAAAp!”

Person 1: That guy is such a mattpoon man! I swear I saw a butt plug in his ass too!

Mattpoon by BigGangstaVibez June 13, 2021

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Mattoon

The armpit of Hell which is set in rural Illinois

Im from Mattoon, Illinois.

Im sorry to hear that.

Mattoon by altosax88 July 10, 2008

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mattpoopsalot1

a person who keeps using !urban in a discord server to find weird shit to the dismay of everyone else.

A: Bruh this mattpoopsalot1 just urbaned "Bathroom Battleship"
B: Why did he do that, this guy is super weird

A: He also urbaned "Cold Lunch"
B: I don't even want to know what that means. Thanks for warning me man.

mattpoopsalot1 by Hey It's Me Goku! July 13, 2022

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Mattoon, Illinois

The pit of hell that is filled with redneck hillbillies that love going to Cracker Barrel and putting out there confederate flags too, the kids are also high on meth and are toxic and want to fight eachother 30 million fucking times a day.

Wow.. what is that smell? Oh wait.. I’m in Mattoon, Illinois I forgot.

Mattoon, Illinois by berriesandcream8767 September 21, 2021

The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.

Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!

The Mattoon Minister by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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