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mattgrant 

best r2da player blazes weed at a daily basis
hey mattgrant is the best r2da player and blazes weed everyday
mattgrant by mattgrant June 13, 2017
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matterate 

To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance
Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!
matterate by conversition March 31, 2009

mattractive

1. a male who is named matt that is extremely handsome and makes you feel like you are one of a kind. mattractives tend to not be self centered and care about other peoples' feelings. when you are with a mattractive, you never want to leave their side - you are deeply attracted to them. (sexually as well...)
2. can also be used as a nickneame for a guy you know that's named matt (matthew).
ex. 1.-

sandra - Hey Lexi, you know Matt T. right? i would totally say he's a mattractive!

Lexi - Hell yeaaaahh!

ex. 2 -

Katie - Heyyyy mattractive!
Matt - heeeeyy sexy thang!

Mattypants

a) A Kids Clothing Store.

b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.

c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.

Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.

Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.

Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
Mattypants by Bandgeekgirl June 27, 2009

matt grant 

A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.
Eww look at that Matt grant

Mastrantonio 

A Mastrantonio is a very hairy person. He is referred to by African Americans as "the hair nigga"
"Damn yo, he be the ill Mastrantonio" or "such a good mastrantonio!"
Mastrantonio by Sugar Sean April 10, 2003

Mastrantonio 

A hairy ape, possibly a G unit. Likes bannanas and eating things from his hair. EXTREMELY HAIRY and wats to become a physicist
you are a mastrantonio.... damn your hairy.
Mastrantonio by Shane March 20, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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