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matsuoka 

the coolest asian last name in the world. You be lucky do to be one
Oh shit yer a Matsuoka thats tight!
matsuoka by lil cracker January 13, 2008
Words you can keep

matsukawa 

,,who's your favorite character?"
,,yeah, its matsukawa , our lord and savior-"
matsukawa by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020

Matsukawaism 

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.
Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.
Matsukawaism by anonymous November 4, 2020

matsukawaaa 

matsukawaaa is a very hot and funny person
i hate love matsukawaaa cause they’re way to hot and funny

Matsoukased 

To violently rape your dog in a state college public park while wearing a mask and recording it.
Person 1: Did you hear about that dog that got matsoukased?
Person 2: yeah, that collie. Wasn't the perpetrator a CHE professor?
Matsoukased by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

Matsoukased 

To violently rape a dog in a state college park while wearing a mask
That chemical engineering professor really matsoukased that collie
Matsoukased by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

issei matsukawa 

sexiest man alive no doubt
person 1: do you know issei matsukawa?
person 2: yes. sexy
issei matsukawa by mastukawafine January 6, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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