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camp matoaka 

THE most awesome, incredible place on earth. Anyone who has not been there is so missing out. Home of college league, sing, banquet, the PAC, and the entire world's best chocolate chip pancakes. Also home of the world's best JAPS <3.
Camp Matoaka beats Vega at everything they do!

OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!

I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
Related Words
slang term for fellatio with combination of Spanish mamar and the ending to sound Russian.
Last night, that chick hooked me up with some sweet mamoska.
Camp Matoaka is an all girls camp located in Smithfield ME., founded by Joe and Midge Nathonson in 1951. It is the BEST CAMP EVER.
person 1: Where do you go to camp?
person 2: Vega
person 1: haha SUCKS FOR YOU you should of gone to Matoaka
matoaka by Matoakaa November 19, 2007

camp matoaka 

the best camp in the whole entire world. if you go there then you have had the most amazing summers of your life and if you dont then you are a loser. it is the home of some of the most amazing japs in the universe. it is for rich people. but even though the people are jappy and stuff they are the most amazing people in the world who go the most amazing camp in the universe
"MATOAKA IS THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET. FUCK YOU VEGA GIRLS. psh, with out pink cabins, we rock!"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
camp matoaka by camp matoaka November 7, 2007
Bulgarian word for "chick". Plural is "matski". In Bulgarian language it is written "мацка" or "мацки" for plural.
Man, Adam has a new matska every week!
matska by 3141592653 February 9, 2010

matonka truck 

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox
OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.