matoaka
Camp Matoaka is an all girls camp located in Smithfield ME., founded by Joe and Midge Nathonson in 1951. It is the BEST CAMP EVER.
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camp matoaka
THE most awesome, incredible place on earth. Anyone who has not been there is so missing out. Home of college league, sing, banquet, the PAC, and the entire world's best chocolate chip pancakes. Also home of the world's best JAPS <3.
Camp Matoaka beats Vega at everything they do!
OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!
I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!
I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
camp matoaka by matoakalover194 March 5, 2011
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matoaka • camp matoaka • matakai • matoka • matraka • Mataka • Matakaea • Matakaka • Matakati Aatma • Matoaca
camp matoaka
the best camp in the whole entire world. if you go there then you have had the most amazing summers of your life and if you dont then you are a loser. it is the home of some of the most amazing japs in the universe. it is for rich people. but even though the people are jappy and stuff they are the most amazing people in the world who go the most amazing camp in the universe
"MATOAKA IS THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET. FUCK YOU VEGA GIRLS. psh, with out pink cabins, we rock!"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
"you dont go to camp matoaka?! haha. loser"
camp matoaka by camp matoaka November 7, 2007
Camp matoaka
The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever
Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always
Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always
Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better
Camp matoaka by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019
Camp Matoaka
Camp Matoaka is an all girls sleep-away camp in Smithfield Maine. It is home to a beautiful campus of pink cabins and green fields. The camp has been running for many decades and is incredibly girly. It is a great place to go for a fun relaxing camp experience, but you won’t get any of the nitty gritty hiking or hands on experience that you would get from other camps. Matoaka girls are very spirited, but are usually not the most sporty or tomboyish.
I’m sending my daughter to Camp Matoaka because she is very girly and refuses to go to a camp that hikes.
Camp Matoaka by KillingiswrongJD June 13, 2019
matoaca high school
A well built school infected with assholes and rejects. There are no interesting places near the school. A party is hard to come by. All the girls are preppy as hell and always talk like "OMG NO WAY" and these said girls pretend to be whores (for some unknown reason) when in reality they are not getting any because most guys wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole. All the guys at Matoaca are stuck up douchebags that would do anything to get ahead or look cool including backstabbing all their friends and pretending to be someone else.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.
So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:
1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)
Well that pretty much sums it up.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.
So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:
1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)
Well that pretty much sums it up.
matoaca high school by Turn on, Tune In, Drop Out. August 19, 2009
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