Matauka

Beatiful Zambian goddess who probably has an awesome circle of friends. She is very sweet, caring, everyone loves her, fun to be around, and really intelligent. Everyone wants to be around her because of her gentle spirit, and is considered lucky to be in her presence. One day, she will probably change the world. Has a slight problem with oversleeping, but makes up for it with her awesome nature. Overall, one cool customer.
*can also be used as a verb.

Wow, really? That's such a Matauka thing to do!

by Moolahmike77 March 2, 2011

matsukawa

amazing character. that's it

,,who's your favorite character?"
,,yeah, its matsukawa , our lord and savior-"

by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020

Matsukawaism

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.

Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

Mataka

The combination of shower-poop-faping.

I'm feeling so sexually aroused, constipated and violated, I think I'll have to Mataka tonight.

by izkoul January 15, 2015

Matakai

Matakai is a pretty chill dude. Unfortunately, not so much in bed. He’s pretty obsessive over his girlfriends, and can be abusive to the people around him. Matakai is super fit with an eight pack and biceps for days, which make up for his not so forgiving attitude. Over all Matakai is pretty neat. #gangbang

Hey Matakai.

by BIG Dong 12” June 30, 2019

Matapuka!

Another way to say motherfucker in a nigerian accent.

"I cant get jiggy wit this matapuka!"

by Cpt Poo September 18, 2009