matang 

A place in Johor, Malaysia where unspeakable things happen. It often starts when you believe in the STREET ART of MATANG, but usually ends with at least one person sobbing into the pillow by the end of the night.

You will deny that things happen there: "Nothing happened in Matang."
But your friends will go: "So much happened in Matang."
And the bird from last night will go: "That's what I gave you in Matang"

When your friend makes fun of you, you instinctively say: "Are you going to bring up what happened in Matang? NO MATANG JOKES"
But it never stops. You can take yourself out of Matang, but you cannot take Matang out of you.

Matang is like aids, its forever.

"Do you wanna talk about what happen the other day?"
"Nah bro. What happens in Matang, stays in Matang."

matang by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang. 

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang. by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

Matanzas High School 

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.

Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

Matanzas High School by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015

mayang 

Mayang is the name of a stunning beautiful girl, mayang will always be the perfect one. You will always compare yourself to her wondering how lucky she was, literally blessed by the gods with her perfect looks and personality. She is the type of person that will be quite shy, but as you get to know her you will instantly love her. She has a strong personality, and won't be scared to show it to you. In relationships, mayang always tends to give more love than she receives. conclusion, she's one of God's favourites.

mayang is cute af
I wish I could be mayang

mayang by doodledick69 November 7, 2019

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

Marangely 

Beautiful, kind,smart, caring girl who is weird and funny and will always be there to make you feel better. Doesn't matter what mood you're in or what mood she's in. She's a real catch, you better snatch her up!

Look at how nice and caring she is, she'd make a great Marangely

Marangely by Zebras362 January 1, 2019