masterbacin' 

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

masterbacin' by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

masterspacing 

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

masterspacing by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

masterblazing 

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.

masterblazing by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

Obsessive masterbaition disorder by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010