masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.

masterbaconing by m95m January 27, 2012

masterconing 

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone

I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn

masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012