The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006
to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
by smacky October 03, 2004
A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)
That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.
by mefron November 29, 2005
by charlie February 28, 2004
if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!
by mark turd burglar January 20, 2004
For Thanksgiving this year, I thought maybe the whole family could enjoy a nice relaxing master blaster, instead of the traditional wine, beer, sherry, or brandy.
by Duke Machesne November 15, 2003
by boss_bo_boss June 01, 2014