Definitions by Jobez

Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"

GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.

Master Blaster by Jobez December 13, 2008

pity

The chief export of Mr. T.

Me:I made out with a fat chick.
Mr.T:I pity the fool
Me: points at self
Mr.T:Nods head

pity by Jobez September 1, 2008

Unity 

Taken from Chapelle's Show.The action of cockslapping a woman on the forehead whilst shouting "Charlie Murphy!" to put one's partner in line.

"Man, I gave my girl Julia a unity cause she was gettin' lippy."

Unity by Jobez June 18, 2006