3 definitions by Jobez

pity

The chief export of Mr. T.

Me:I made out with a fat chick.
Mr.T:I pity the fool
Me: points at self
Mr.T:Nods head

by Jobez June 23, 2006

Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"

GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.

by Jobez February 2, 2007

Unity

Taken from Chapelle's Show.The action of cockslapping a woman on the forehead whilst shouting "Charlie Murphy!" to put one's partner in line.

"Man, I gave my girl Julia a unity cause she was gettin' lippy."

by Jobez June 17, 2006