Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

bate master

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.

Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.

by Keith the avid bait master August 6, 2010

master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Mastur-bate Room

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away

... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.

by Ram1975 November 16, 2007