mastenú

Lady pimp

My mastenú Isabel keeps asking for the money from Adrian that I got last night for the sex he paid for.

by Powerful Platypus-Katanaynay March 7, 2014

Masten

Kurzform für Masturbieren

Alter, ich war den ganzen Tag am masten...

by schneebii October 16, 2019

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Masteusche

1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.

Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!

Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"

Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."

by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008

Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation

when you get confused about space, English, mathematics, Kung Fu, Shoes and etc.

pee pi one: yo are you Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation?
pee pi 2: yes.

by i am prostipating September 6, 2023

Masten

Masten is an wonderful, intriguing creature. He is always eating shrimp but be careful, if he eats too many he will fall into a deep hibernation for days (like a bear!).
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.

(Ho walks in room)
Masten: BITCH get me a sandwich.
Ho: Uh.. ohkay.
Masten: That's what I thought!

by Sexy Bitch YEAAAA February 25, 2010