mastenú
Lady pimp
My mastenú Isabel keeps asking for the money from Adrian that I got last night for the sex he paid for.
mastenú by Powerful Platypus-Katanaynay March 7, 2014
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Masten
Kurzform für Masturbieren
masteurdate
masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007
Masterual Gratification
To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.
Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Masterual Gratification by xFISHx October 24, 2007
Masteusche
1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
Masteusche by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008
Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation
pee pi one: yo are you Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation?
pee pi 2: yes.
pee pi 2: yes.
Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
Masten
Masten is an wonderful, intriguing creature. He is always eating shrimp but be careful, if he eats too many he will fall into a deep hibernation for days (like a bear!).
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.
Masten by Sexy Bitch YEAAAA February 25, 2010
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