mastenú
My mastenú Isabel keeps asking for the money from Adrian that I got last night for the sex he paid for.
mastenú by Powerful Platypus-Katanaynay March 7, 2014
Words you can keep
masteurdate
masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007
Masterual Gratification
To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.
Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Masterual Gratification by xFISHx October 24, 2007
Masteusche
1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.
Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!
Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"
Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."
Masteusche by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008
Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation
pee pi one: yo are you Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation?
pee pi 2: yes.
pee pi 2: yes.
Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
Masten
Masten is an wonderful, intriguing creature. He is always eating shrimp but be careful, if he eats too many he will fall into a deep hibernation for days (like a bear!).
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.
Masten by Sexy Bitch YEAAAA February 25, 2010
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!