Masteusche 

1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.

Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!

Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"

Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."

Masteusche by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008

Masturcheating 

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

Masturcheating by Olfur October 4, 2010

Mastercheese 

To run over/hit a member of the opposite sex with an automobile in hopes of gaining attention, and possibly a date from them.

"I totally MasterCheesed today when I backed up over Allison before asking her to the Prom"

Mastercheese by strife777 December 8, 2005

Masterschlong 

A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.

1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.

2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.

Masterschlong by The masterschlong August 20, 2013

mastuche 

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested

mastuche by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005

Masterchef 

A show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go "Mmmmm".

Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."

Masterchef by ClassicalMemes April 12, 2020

MasterChef 

One of the most dramatic cooking shows you'll see in your life.

In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.

The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.

Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:

Gordon Ramsay: "Micheal, please step forward."
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*

This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.

MasterChef by Fop69 June 1, 2020