mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts

where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room

by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009

mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

mastivacate

The loss of the contents in your mouth while chewing

To the dogs delight, Mary's conversation allowed her to mastivacate her food on to the floor

Mary's mother said to her:
"Don't talk while you're eating or you'll mastivacate"

by scrabblekrew July 20, 2014

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005