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A Masshat is someone from Massachusetts that is foolishly proud of their sports, illegal driving habits, chowder, world class education system they don't contribute to and their big mouth. Many Masshats use a Boston accent they don't actually have when they've been drinking and will frequently say "I paked the ca in the Havad yad".

Can be used as a synonym for Masshole.
"Tom Brady's suspension was lifted! We did it!!!!

-Dude

"What a Masshat!"
-Dude 2
Masshat by Matt_GuyFace October 19, 2015
A guy who betrays friends and steals their girlfriends by lying

A guy who lies about his sexuality to get into a girls pants

dumper of nice girls to persue someone they are supposidly not interested in
See that guy there

yea

he stole my girlfriend by pretending he was bi-sexual, so i wouldnt see him moving in on her

thats what we call an asshole or a masshau, you dont want a friend like that
Masshau by jmanly April 6, 2010

Massahampshire 

A pejorative term used to describe the southern region of New Hampshire (sometimes just the region of the state that is south of Manchester and east of Milford including the Merrimack Valley and Seacost) with the notion that it is turning into Massachusetts due to the large number of former Massachusetts residents moving there. The term denotes the idea that Massachusetts residents are causing NH taxes to be raised and a "nanny state" to be formed simply by being there. To much contrast, most Massachusians in NH are far right-wingers who come to NH as tax refugees.

A similar phenomenon would be "New Yorkticutt", the notion that the western part of Connecticut has been turned into a mini-New York city by moving there.
Person 1: New Hampshire?! More like MASSAHAMPSHIRE! With all of these Massachusetts people moving here we might as well let Massachusetts annex Rockingham and Hillsborough counties!

Person 2: Actually, the Massachusians are the only reason NH is still Republican, dumbass.
Massahampshire by 603explorer February 23, 2010
the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. find her because she's a keeper. she's kind, honest and truly loyal. she's adorable.
hey massiha! wanna go shopping?!
massiha by cole S February 22, 2017
One who is gay but in complete denial about it
that guy over there, dresses and acts likes he SOOOOO gay but he says hes not
yea thats masshau, hell come out to himself in a couple of years
really, boy his girlfriend will sure be pissed
masshau by jmanly April 8, 2010

Vermetticut Massahampshire 

One word to describe Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusets and New Hampshire. Because, as everyone knows, they're really all the same state and hard to keep track of.
"Where were you yesterday?"
"Oh Vermetticut Massahampshire. You know, somewhere around there."
Vermetticut Massahampshire by EllaM September 7, 2007
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