Masshat

A Masshat is someone from Massachusetts that is foolishly proud of their sports, illegal driving habits, chowder, world class education system they don't contribute to and their big mouth. Many Masshats use a Boston accent they don't actually have when they've been drinking and will frequently say "I paked the ca in the Havad yad".

Can be used as a synonym for Masshole.

"Tom Brady's suspension was lifted! We did it!!!!

-Dude

"What a Masshat!"
-Dude 2

by Matt_GuyFace October 19, 2015

massatwoshits

An made-up nickname for Massachusetts. Basically the easier way to pronounce it. Sounds like "Mass of two shits."

I went to Massatwoshits yesterday.

by _Solano_ September 7, 2016

maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

by maschatting July 15, 2019

Masshau

A guy who betrays friends and steals their girlfriends by lying

A guy who lies about his sexuality to get into a girls pants

dumper of nice girls to persue someone they are supposidly not interested in

See that guy there

yea

he stole my girlfriend by pretending he was bi-sexual, so i wouldnt see him moving in on her

thats what we call an asshole or a masshau, you dont want a friend like that

by jmanly April 6, 2010

Mashat

A person who speaks about everyone and everything. A male gossip queen.

A: I heard becky and dan are dating. He once said she was hot.
B: Stop being such a Mashat, they're just friends.

by Truthful34254 October 21, 2011

masshau

One who is gay but in complete denial about it

that guy over there, dresses and acts likes he SOOOOO gay but he says hes not
yea thats masshau, hell come out to himself in a couple of years
really, boy his girlfriend will sure be pissed

by jmanly April 8, 2010

mashatato

Masturbation and potato chips.

I really feel like doing some mashatato.

by Martinz January 27, 2008