Masshat

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A Masshat is someone from Massachusetts that is foolishly proud of their sports, illegal driving habits, chowder, world class education system they don't contribute to and their big mouth. Many Masshats use a Boston accent they don't actually have when they've been drinking and will frequently say "I paked the ca in the Havad yad".

Can be used as a synonym for Masshole.

"Tom Brady's suspension was lifted! We did it!!!!

-Dude

"What a Masshat!"
-Dude 2

Masshat by Matt_GuyFace October 19, 2015

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massatwoshits

An made-up nickname for Massachusetts. Basically the easier way to pronounce it. Sounds like "Mass of two shits."

I went to Massatwoshits yesterday.

massatwoshits by _Solano_ September 7, 2016

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maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

maschat by maschatting July 15, 2019

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Masshau

A guy who betrays friends and steals their girlfriends by lying

A guy who lies about his sexuality to get into a girls pants

dumper of nice girls to persue someone they are supposidly not interested in

See that guy there

yea

he stole my girlfriend by pretending he was bi-sexual, so i wouldnt see him moving in on her

thats what we call an asshole or a masshau, you dont want a friend like that

Masshau by jmanly April 6, 2010

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Mashat

A person who speaks about everyone and everything. A male gossip queen.

A: I heard becky and dan are dating. He once said she was hot.
B: Stop being such a Mashat, they're just friends.

Mashat by Truthful34254 October 21, 2011

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masshau

One who is gay but in complete denial about it

that guy over there, dresses and acts likes he SOOOOO gay but he says hes not
yea thats masshau, hell come out to himself in a couple of years
really, boy his girlfriend will sure be pissed

masshau by jmanly April 8, 2010

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mashatato

Masturbation and potato chips.

I really feel like doing some mashatato.

mashatato by Martinz January 27, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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