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A guy who betrays friends and steals their girlfriends by lying

A guy who lies about his sexuality to get into a girls pants

dumper of nice girls to persue someone they are supposidly not interested in
See that guy there

yea

he stole my girlfriend by pretending he was bi-sexual, so i wouldnt see him moving in on her

thats what we call an asshole or a masshau, you dont want a friend like that
Masshau by jmanly April 6, 2010
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One who is gay but in complete denial about it
that guy over there, dresses and acts likes he SOOOOO gay but he says hes not
yea thats masshau, hell come out to himself in a couple of years
really, boy his girlfriend will sure be pissed
masshau by jmanly April 8, 2010
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A Masshat is someone from Massachusetts that is foolishly proud of their sports, illegal driving habits, chowder, world class education system they don't contribute to and their big mouth. Many Masshats use a Boston accent they don't actually have when they've been drinking and will frequently say "I paked the ca in the Havad yad".

Can be used as a synonym for Masshole.
"Tom Brady's suspension was lifted! We did it!!!!

-Dude

"What a Masshat!"
-Dude 2
Masshat by Matt_GuyFace October 19, 2015

Massahugetits 

1.(n). A nickname for Massachusetts.
Used mostly by people that dislike Massachusetts.
Only people from Massachusetts should use this term (usually)

2.(n). Girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
(adj). Used to describe girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
1.) "omg. this state sucks wicked bad. i can't wait to leave massahugetits. aha"


2.) Guy 1: "oh man! You hear/see that girl?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! she had a thick Boston accent. and did you see that rack?!"
Guy 1: "haha total Massahugetits."

Marshaun 

the act of imitating or being the best at what you do.
You've been really Marshaun today.
Marshaun by Marshaun February 10, 2008

Marshaun 

A generally smart and Handsome guy
Wow , Marshaun is clever and Handsome! What a guy.
Marshaun by Michael cool guy January 24, 2018

Marshaun 

Marshaun is a smart and handsome guy he’s nice generous and caring and he loves women if your dating a Marshaun he’s a keeper and most Marshaun’s have big dicks.
GIRL1: Damn that’s Marshaun he fine asl

GIRL2: I heard he had a big dick
GIRL1: Girl I need me a Marshaun
Marshaun by JHON wick May 1, 2019
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