masscans 

really massive breasts.
unproportionally sized compared to the body.

"Dude! Check out those masscans!"
"How big were they? masscans!"

masscans by Austin Asmuss January 20, 2009

Messcans 

Bean eating, Chile chomping, tamale goblin, border jumping, jalapeno picking, messcans... Just like spear chunking, Cotton picking ass negras

Bean eating, Chile chomping, tamale goblin, border jumping, jalapeno picking, messcans... Just like spear chunking, Cotton picking ass negras

Messcans by REV K7-EE-OLEVN January 11, 2021