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Swansea, Massachusetts
Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017
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Blow Massage
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
Indian Scalp Massage
When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015
Great Area 51 Massacre
A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
Great Area 51 Massacre by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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Area 51 Massacre
Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.
On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.
After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.
Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.
~September 11th, 2099
On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.
After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.
Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.
~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"
Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
Area 51 Massacre by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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