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you’re so masoaf right now!
masoaf by Hercy June February 11, 2024
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mascafoe 

The material one may use to "wipe up" after masturbating.
The mascafoes were really sticky after my masturbation celebration
mascafoe by SmurdleLoverzo0o April 17, 2010
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masafist 

Someone who derives sexual gratification from being fisted by clay
OH SHIT that boys a masafist.
masafist by chimkinluver200 October 26, 2020
He is the best guy you could ever meet! He always cheers you up when your down, always makes you smile and laugh. He's a very good listener, so if you ever need to vent to someone go to him! He will show you affection all the time and tell you how amazing you are. He sticks up for you when someones putting you down and always tries to help. He doesn't trust that easily so be happy if he vents to you. He often makes random jokes that aren't always funny but still make you laugh just by the way he says it. Hes the most wonderful person you could ever meet. He is a spectacular best friend and would make a even better boyfriend.
"Masrafi is the best guy you could ever meet, I couldn't wish for a better friend"
Masrafi by SimpForAnimeGuys December 8, 2020

maskafudup 

MASKAFUDUP

Made by Juan Amezcua
What the MASKAFUDUP
om care se iubeste cu mesele, aratandu-si afectiunea prin a le pupa
"Hei, ai vazut-o pe masofila?"
"Da, e la ziua Almei."
masofil by Ieeeu January 7, 2014

mastafullness 

The best synonym for the word: "skillz". Used when more variety of language is required to differentiate between different levels of "skill" and/or "skillz".

Can also be used as a permanent replacement for the word "skillz" but is unlikely due to the formers ease of use. Only commonly used in extreme circumstances (where the skillz threshold is constantly growing -street football/basketball game, flatland BMX, dance-offs, Pro Sup-Air paintball games etc.)
Where the level of skillz increases:

Person 1 does a 1-handed 360 drop-off off a 6' high quarter pipe. Requires use of "SKILLZ!" / "I got mad biking skillz".

Person 2 does a 1 handed nosepick drop-off off a 999' high spike and lands stylishly -blindfolded nearly impossible. Requires use of "Mastafullness!" ; / "I got mad bike mastafullness".
mastafullness by Roger Yuuuu January 5, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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