marymag 

Shortened version of Mary Magdalene. According to the four canonical gospels, Mary traveled with Jesus as one of his followers and was a witness to his crucifixion and resurrection. Used in place of the word “amazing”, “beautiful”, “mother”, “cunt”, etc…

“i love this song, it’s so marymag”

marymag by furries3lyfe August 8, 2023

Marymar 

Marymar is a sweet short girl, who is lovely once you start meeting her. Anything that comes up to mind she will say.

-Marymar is sweet
-yeah she is :)

Marymar by marymbt_234 October 15, 2020

marmagoose 

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them

"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"

marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010

Marmagooch 

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.

Chris is such a Marmagooch

Marmagooch by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006

marmagana 

When you use a marmite jar to shove up your pussy

Bruh I got so bored last night I watched someone do a marmagana, it was very interesting

marmagana by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020

Marymass

So jakey its pronounced murmass.

An anual celebration in that land of scantily-clad neds refered to as 'Irvine'. Originally meant to celebrate Queen Mary visiting Seagate Castle, now a damn good excuse to hide booze and get bladdered. :)

The day kicks off with some horses running in circles, and a parade of under-dressed, over-indulgent small children throwing sticks around. There are also A LOT of horses in this parade. Drinking starts at roughly 9A.M so be prepared to step over a few bodies and to be called 'sexi' - dont take it personally, because if your in irvine, you more than likely aren't :)- on your way to the turf to watch the parade.

After the parade we have 'the shows' a.k.a a collection of rusty metal structures designed to make people puke in amongst some food venders, which also seem to be designed to make people puke. These are all run by 'carnies'....who also seem designed to make people puke... In other words, I reccomend a wash and some hand sanitiser.

Once, or rather if, you have survived the shows take a stroll to an after-party you have more than likely been invited to. A collection of more drunk folk, more alchohol and more dodgy food. Party into the wee hours and don't blame me if someone, for example, called 'Reilly' wakes up naked on top of you.

The police seem to enjoy wandering around searching bags, so my advice is hide your alcohol in your pram, considering the average pregnancy age is 15, i'm sure everyone will be able to follow this pointer.

At the end of the day just make sure you have eaten at least one bag of candyfloss, been on three rides, chibbed some random from doon the street, disobeyed yer mammy, ran away from the police and most importantly; taken a wonder all throught the town to laugh at jakes and more jakes...and more jakes, and more jakes, and more jakes.......

'are you going to marymass'

'i can count higher than 11, therefore my IQ is above 11, so no.'

Marymass by Wsander2763 August 23, 2009

MaryMegan

A bad-ass chick who likes climbing big walls. Do not punk her on a climb, as she will literally kill you. She's crazy, and hot, in a I'll-beat-you-down if you mess with me way.

MaryMegan just flashed that 5.12b!

MaryMegan by doin'yourmom69 February 3, 2010