Martinistic 

The theory of no one getting headpats due to the bias and unjust society that we live as.

Why is Martin the only one getting headpats?
This is Martinistic!

Martinistic by madmadmadmadmadmad March 30, 2022

martinistic 

The preference of people named martin over anything else. Most martinists will prefer talking to martins then normal people, but true martinists will fixate so much on a martin that they won't be able do basic tasks

P1 yes that's great, but Oh my God! Have you seen martin? I must headpat his fluffy afro right now

P2 You are so martinistic

martinistic by anonymous March 30, 2022

Martiniski 

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness

If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio

Martiniski by Posing Frog April 3, 2008

Martinitis 

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

Martinitis by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021