marstrating

marstrating is the act of violently opening your past your eyelids for sexual gratification

damn bro i was marstrating so hard last night and i splorged

by huuuuuuuuuu August 21, 2024

Manstruating

When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.

Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.

by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008

Manstruating

When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.

John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.

by 4564315 June 9, 2011

manstruating

(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.

advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

by Ælystea December 19, 2006

manstruating

manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.

Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.

by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005

Monstrating

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012