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Marry Poppins 

The sex act of inserting a dust cleaner up a partner's anus for sexual pleasure.
"Honey i found the perfect dust cleaner to try out the Marry Poppins tonight."
Marry Poppins by Shteaky July 10, 2009

Marry Poppins 

A mixed drink consisting of melon smirnoff and orange juice.
Dudee I got so fuuuckedd up off that Marry Poppins.. I popped a boner and put on a condom and fell asleep in front of everyone.
Marry Poppins by Jonah Hillll July 26, 2009

marry Poppins 

marry Poppins is when you use an umbrella as a dildo

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

Mary Poppins Purse 

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!