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maroon 5ing

Maroon-5ing
məˈro͞on fīviNG
Verb
1. Taking a decent band that is full of creativity and instruments and stripping it down to vocals, effects, beats, and bass lines while cutting back or eliminating guitar and drums.

2. Opting to go for more a pop/synthesized/cookie cutter/flavor of the day sound.
"Wow, Maroon 5 used to be a decent band but they've been totally Maroon 5ing themselves since 'Songs about Jane'"
by Poorman81 November 8, 2013
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marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).
Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."
by T.Stainz April 30, 2013
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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.
*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”
by banjam December 18, 2024
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