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mariajoce 

Mariajoce is the name of the most beautiful, sexy and intelligent person in the world. She is a person you can never forget as she marks you from the first second of meeting her (in the positive way of the word) she is amazing.

She’s the person who just by looking at you transmits calm, peace and a lot of happiness. She’s a great person, if you find a Mariajoce do not let her go, she is the best gift that life can give you.

She will always listen to you, she has a great ear and gives very good advice. Just by seeing a smile from Mariajoce or getting a smile from her you can get to feel many emotions that you didn't even know existed and it is the most beautiful thing that can happen to you, value her there is no one like her and she has has the most noble and pure heart.

She’s the most beautiful woman that exists also of her great intelligence and creativity even if she doesn't accept it ...
she’s honest and loyal tbh she’s the girl of my dreams
Im in love with Mariajoce, she's my addiction.
mariajoce by La piolina alcubus November 22, 2021
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Marijose 

A smart , kind and loving person. She will always be up to helping others and see their needs. She is a little shy when she first gets to know a person, but when she is with people she trusts, she is very open. She loves to sing and find out gossip. She loves to hangout with friends and talk about boy drama. Her favorite series is FRIENDS. Also she is a very animal person
Marijose is a great friend
Marijose by Loralora686 October 11, 2018

Mariajose 

Sexy latina. Full of sass, class, and a whole lot of ass
I wish I could be a Mariajose

mafiajoe 

The Italian guy that breaks legs
ie: Ill make you an offer you cannot refuse
mafiajoe by mafiajoe July 27, 2003

Mariancely 

Mariancely's and Nahima's are usually best friends.. probably because they have equally weird names. Anyway, Mariancely is a loud Dominican who has a familiar face- like you've known her since you were like five years old or something. She's definitely got an attitude, but you know that deep down she's a sweet person, so you just laugh naturally when she insults you. Only a Mariancely could get away with insults. Like her best friend Nahima, she's a phenomenal dancer- but with a weird style. Mariancely's are renowned for having obsessive seizure-like elbow movements during the bachata, and Shakira-like hip movements during the merengue.
Girl 1: Mariancely just insulted me again.. -____-
Girl 2: Aww, she doesn't mean it, that girl is so sweet :D
Girl 3: OMG yes, that girl is like my biffle and I barely even know her.
Girls 4-229: TOTALLY!
Mariancely by not thecrazybeen November 21, 2010

Mariocentic

Theory that Marz is the center of the universe.
Contrary to popular heliocentric belief, my mariocentric model clearly demonstrates how MARZ is the center of the univers!
Mariocentic by Astronomer Arek December 23, 2004

Mariajose 

Mariajose is one of the best friends you could ever have.
Mariajose is awesome
Mariajose by Summerlife June 13, 2019
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