marclaw 

a marclaw is a creature that lives in the woods of scotland and likes to live in tents, he lives on things he finds such as used condoms and bricks. he looks a wee bit like machael jackson and he also attracts small children to his tent.

look at that marclaw i wonder if hes ate any bricks today.

marclaw by lazzzy August 16, 2010

Mawclaw 

When someone literally fucking destroys you. But first they extreme slap you across the face, mail you some flowers at the hospital your at, then on August 2, ALWAYS at 9:34pm they will appear at your bedside and they next morning you will be gone and your name erased from history, you family members don't even realize your gone because the sheer power of getting Mawclaw is just too much for the human mind it actually erases the braincells of everyone who knew you. It is so powerful only 1 Mawclaw can be used every 10 years or else they earths core will expand to the point of breaking through the earths crust, destroying us all

guy 1: DOOD i ownd your teem at CTF!! NOOB-tubes= DA PRO...
guy 2: thats it bitch your fucking Mawclaw'd

Mawclaw by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

Marclar

Used on planet Marclar to replace all nouns.

Holy Marclar, Marclar, what the Marclar, was that Marclar doing?

Marclar by Ghost April 19, 2005

marclar

A word used to substitute all nouns. Made popular from the Comedy Central television program South Park.

I was walking when I saw a giant marclar attack a marclar.

At the marclar, there were many marclars.

The marclar is a stupid marclar.

marclar by Dman930 February 21, 2009

Marclowno 

mentally disabled piece of shit who wants to eat mcdonalds all day and masturbate probably
has approximatley 205349873409568703948 discord kittens in his basement and is friends with Teelambdabeebeewhy and gendigo

Marclowno: *moans*
Teelambdabeebeewhy: Marclowno what the fuck is your problem?
gendigo: muzik, make me sex. :)

Marclowno by TopCocket869 July 17, 2022

maclaw 

It's the law you apply when dealing with macs.

He's a mac. You need to follow the maclaw to get his attention.

maclaw by GeneDUAN August 17, 2022

marclar

any person, or thing. Used as a substitue noun

You stupid marclar.

That marclar doesn't work.

marclar by Scot Clemons May 9, 2005