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When someone literally fucking destroys you. But first they extreme slap you across the face, mail you some flowers at the hospital your at, then on August 2, ALWAYS at 9:34pm they will appear at your bedside and they next morning you will be gone and your name erased from history, you family members don't even realize your gone because the sheer power of getting Mawclaw is just too much for the human mind it actually erases the braincells of everyone who knew you. It is so powerful only 1 Mawclaw can be used every 10 years or else they earths core will expand to the point of breaking through the earths crust, destroying us all
guy 1: DOOD i ownd your teem at CTF!! NOOB-tubes= DA PRO...
guy 2: thats it bitch your fucking Mawclaw'd
Mawclaw by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010
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It's the law you apply when dealing with macs.
He's a mac. You need to follow the maclaw to get his attention.
maclaw by GeneDUAN August 17, 2022
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a marclaw is a creature that lives in the woods of scotland and likes to live in tents, he lives on things he finds such as used condoms and bricks. he looks a wee bit like machael jackson and he also attracts small children to his tent.
look at that marclaw i wonder if hes ate any bricks today.
marclaw by lazzzy August 16, 2010
n. the appearance of crossing the index and middle finger together separated with the pinky crossed with the ring finger together which summons the forcel of Phammo. The index and pinky is crossed underneath pointing towards the center where the forcel is summoned. The index and pinky become firm from the forcel pushing out against the middle and ring finger. All the fingers begin to tremble from the forcel. The forcel then acquires maximum force and breaks the fingers apart, at which point the Mewclaw is unleashed with great forcel.
Phammo used the Mewclaw when he killed the wenches.
Mewclaw by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004

mawflawx 

a large group of people doing something simultaneously ;
a large group of people trying to prevent something
Why were you in that mawflawx ? It was such a stupid cause .
mawflawx by Rawr RAWRR. August 25, 2009
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briefcake 

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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