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When someone literally fucking destroys you. But first they extreme slap you across the face, mail you some flowers at the hospital your at, then on August 2, ALWAYS at 9:34pm they will appear at your bedside and they next morning you will be gone and your name erased from history, you family members don't even realize your gone because the sheer power of getting Mawclaw is just too much for the human mind it actually erases the braincells of everyone who knew you. It is so powerful only 1 Mawclaw can be used every 10 years or else they earths core will expand to the point of breaking through the earths crust, destroying us all
guy 1: DOOD i ownd your teem at CTF!! NOOB-tubes= DA PRO...
guy 2: thats it bitch your fucking Mawclaw'd
Mawclaw by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010
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It's the law you apply when dealing with macs.
He's a mac. You need to follow the maclaw to get his attention.
maclaw by GeneDUAN August 17, 2022
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a marclaw is a creature that lives in the woods of scotland and likes to live in tents, he lives on things he finds such as used condoms and bricks. he looks a wee bit like machael jackson and he also attracts small children to his tent.
look at that marclaw i wonder if hes ate any bricks today.
marclaw by lazzzy August 16, 2010
n. the appearance of crossing the index and middle finger together separated with the pinky crossed with the ring finger together which summons the forcel of Phammo. The index and pinky is crossed underneath pointing towards the center where the forcel is summoned. The index and pinky become firm from the forcel pushing out against the middle and ring finger. All the fingers begin to tremble from the forcel. The forcel then acquires maximum force and breaks the fingers apart, at which point the Mewclaw is unleashed with great forcel.
Phammo used the Mewclaw when he killed the wenches.
Mewclaw by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004

mawflawx 

a large group of people doing something simultaneously ;
a large group of people trying to prevent something
Why were you in that mawflawx ? It was such a stupid cause .
mawflawx by Rawr RAWRR. August 25, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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