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An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020
Related Words
maclaw • macaw • Maclain • Maclaine • Malawi • Maclash • maclay • Maclayne • Malaw • malawa
malawa means bitch or prostitute in swahili
that girl is such malawa
malawa by shanz0777 October 4, 2010

Normal Macaw 

A Macaw that can be dyed blue to represent the dead blue macaws.

Normal Macaw are colored white. Because white things are normal
Black boi: Normal Macaw
White boi: What the heck? What is a normal macaw? What color is it?
Black Boi: White. Because white things are normal

True story.

Moutohura Macaws 

The Best professional quidditch team in New Zealand. Known for there speed and agility the Macaws are a very well-reknown southern hemisphere team. Often seen performing in the Australian league of quidditch and Pacific rink.

Signature Play: The Mac-adrado (mix of Macaw and Latin adrado meaning to pare close) This play is similar to the dunk in the muggles game of basketball. The beaters block the center and hit the bludgers towards the keeper. The center then throws the quaffle into the hoop from a very close range guaranteeing points for the team.

Team Colours: Blue, Yellow and Red.
"can't wait for the Moutohura Macaws game tonight!"
Moutohura Macaws by Lathius February 7, 2013
When someone literally fucking destroys you. But first they extreme slap you across the face, mail you some flowers at the hospital your at, then on August 2, ALWAYS at 9:34pm they will appear at your bedside and they next morning you will be gone and your name erased from history, you family members don't even realize your gone because the sheer power of getting Mawclaw is just too much for the human mind it actually erases the braincells of everyone who knew you. It is so powerful only 1 Mawclaw can be used every 10 years or else they earths core will expand to the point of breaking through the earths crust, destroying us all
guy 1: DOOD i ownd your teem at CTF!! NOOB-tubes= DA PRO...
guy 2: thats it bitch your fucking Mawclaw'd
Mawclaw by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

Malawi Gold 

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.
"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."
Malawi Gold by jerry January 26, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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