marcinton

a sex god

sarah’s such a marcinton

by chrryblossom08 May 21, 2023

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

by aidan9030 February 27, 2017

Marciatosis

Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.

Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.

by smb0072962 March 3, 2022

Big Macintosh

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.

Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.

by colorshy June 1, 2012

Macintosh Hoe

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

marcinko

covered; to cover an individuals anus from penetration

I Marcinko'ed while I was serving my 5 year jail sentence.

by FDR June 24, 2014

Macinton

Macington is a movement in the mouth that makes a popping noises, you can get mac attacks if you mac to hard.

Richy is a macinton!

by richy the bitchy November 26, 2019