manurenate 

A portmanteau of manure and urinate, When one pees out one's bum hole...

When one manurenates out one's bum hole...

manurenate by CuNow July 17, 2022

Maturebater 

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

Maturebater by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Mangrenade

When a male commenter posts in response to a woman with several walls of text that mansplain a subject. The hallmark of this conduct is a loose or factually deficient understanding of the original comment or post and an insistence on seemingly technical or highly rhetorical argument. Motivation is unimportant though typical stated motivations are “education,” “fairness,” or “playing devil’s advocate.”

The conversation was reasonable until Nyeng started throwing mangrenades and disrupted everything.

Mangrenade by Alanbly October 20, 2020

Mangrenade

A loose cannon, liable to go off at any time causing severe damage to those around him. Often found armed with a brown paper bag of exceptionally strong skuzz.

Christ alive, check out Mangrenade... That shit can't be legal!

Mangrenade by sweet September 8, 2003

Maturinate 

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.

"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."

Maturinate by Gorrich August 6, 2023