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Maturinate 

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.
"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."
Maturinate by Gorrich August 6, 2023
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Marinate 

marinate (gaming term)

Used in games like Among Us or Mafia where you gain a player’s trust only to betray them later in the game.

Commonly used in Disguised Toast’s friend group, the player, usually named Toast (commonly referred as to as the best Among Us player) would gain a crewmates trust and get them to vouch for him only for him to kill them later.
Marinate example:

Valkyrae: No it’s not me! Talia don’t listen to him He is marinating you!

Talia: No, he was next to me the entire time I don’t know he could’ve killed?

Valkyrae was not the imposter...

@disgusiedtoast
Marinate by Amongusvibes October 18, 2020
Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.
Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!
marinated by Ben April 5, 2005

Marinated MeatBalls 

To do a Rolling Brownout on your girlfriends chest, Then dip your balls in the brownout and move up to her mouth and dip them in her mouth.
Marinated MeatBalls by Mozez Lover February 29, 2012

Meat Marinated 

Getting your dick sucked, or wet.
Mike got his meat marinated this weekend by Stephanie.
Meat Marinated by The Bry Man January 27, 2010

Let that marinate

A term to describe a young female who is not yet adequately attractive but in a specified duration will be very good looking.
Man, Hannah Montana isn't bomb right now, but in a few years she is going to bonerific. Just let that marinate!

Man Gerrard's little sister is only 14. You just gotta let that marinate!

Maturebater 

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater
Maturebater by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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