Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009

manrection

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Mantuition

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.

Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so

by ravens2 April 7, 2011

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

by woopsey November 14, 2016

manceptionist

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Manception

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022