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Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
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Madsexual 

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual
Madsexual by I'm kelly December 31, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
Mahsen is one of the kindest persons on God's green Earth. Mahsen is like an angel from above. He's sweet, caring, incredibly attractive, and has a smile that can light up a room. His smile gives people butterflies. He is also a trustworthy friend who you can rely on to always have your back, and who will support you whenever you need it. He has the ability to make you laugh even when you are down and to make you smile even when you are unhappy. He is loved by everybody, and if you are ever so fortunate to meet him, you will see that he truly is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. With his juicy muscles, his sexy six-pack, his curly hair, and his heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for him. Mahsen is one of the kindest people I've ever met. Don't let your Mahsen go if you have one, because nothing else comes close.
"Raya and Mahsen are so cute together"
"Mahsen is so hot, he pulls all the girls. Man's is like a shortie magnet on god"
"That's Mahsen over there. The big black sexy funny boy of my dreams"
Mahsen by NoahMcShartland March 5, 2022

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020