manjuring

Bringing a grip of dudes to a party and subsequently destroying the ratio for the night.

Dude Kos is manjuring up a crew of Newport deadbeats! That asshole!

manjuring by shoeknee June 19, 2010

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Jack-Mandering 

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

Jack-Mandering by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

mayuring 

Messing around on Facebook while at work, but giving the appearance of being busy.

The research assistant claimed to have much to do, but he was really just mayuring.

mayuring by Mad Dawgg May 25, 2011

Mandaring 

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

Mandaring by Scranter August 21, 2013

Drum Majoring 

verb: The act of being a Drum Major; involving conducting a band, leading a group, setting examples, and screaming really, really loud

Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing

Kid: I'm going to be Drum Majoring next year isn't that awesome?
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing

He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.

Drum Majoring by sax therapy July 15, 2010

Damian Manwaring 

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

Damian Manwaring by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010