manipumaggot
Manipumaggot (noun)
The combination of “manipulative” and “maggot”
Used to define people who knowingly or unknowingly weaponize their incompetence to get ahead in life. This can include but is not limited to: refusing to try new things because they are scared, complaining about things but never fixing things, claiming to have panic attacks, meltdowns or being overwhelmed whenever a conversation about their behavior is planned, crying or threatening to do so when pressed for results they promised, making any confrontation about how you made them feel therefore putting your own feelings on hold, a general complacent attitude while complaining about wanting more hoping that you will pick up the slack and fix their life for them without them bothering to help because they are so “helpless”
It’s a way of manipulating people who tend to be protective, kindhearted and generally extroverted by first making them feel like a hero for conquering a huge tasks for them but an easy task to you, but then keep you around because you’d feel guilty that they won’t be able to survive without you taking care of them like a child
The combination of “manipulative” and “maggot”
Used to define people who knowingly or unknowingly weaponize their incompetence to get ahead in life. This can include but is not limited to: refusing to try new things because they are scared, complaining about things but never fixing things, claiming to have panic attacks, meltdowns or being overwhelmed whenever a conversation about their behavior is planned, crying or threatening to do so when pressed for results they promised, making any confrontation about how you made them feel therefore putting your own feelings on hold, a general complacent attitude while complaining about wanting more hoping that you will pick up the slack and fix their life for them without them bothering to help because they are so “helpless”
It’s a way of manipulating people who tend to be protective, kindhearted and generally extroverted by first making them feel like a hero for conquering a huge tasks for them but an easy task to you, but then keep you around because you’d feel guilty that they won’t be able to survive without you taking care of them like a child
My roommate is such a manipumaggot, whenever its time to have a house meeting about chores, they cry about how they just can’t do anything right despite being told how to do it and manipulates someone into doing it for them. I can’t wait for her to move out.
manipumaggot by CherryPepperViolence May 29, 2024
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