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mangraph 

mangraph (man-graf) is a tracking system used to measure the peaks and valleys of a man’s fitness, sexual relationships, education, travel, hobbies, career success or failures at any time in his life; used as a primary basis to compare with other men; way to track trash talk victories and/or defeats. Someone must qualify as a man to be measured on the mangraph
I lost my job yesterday, but at the bar last night I met a hot girl and went home with her. I think this may keep me balanced on the mangraph.
mangraph by wingman1 March 23, 2009
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manography 

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography
she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.
manography by naytev1 July 28, 2009
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Macgraphed 

Defetaed by a superior, higher, or better being than yourself.
You through you could beat me, you got macgraphed
Macgraphed by Cole the OG September 24, 2023

mancraphone 

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis
Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.
mancraphone by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023

Manugrapher 

A Manugrapher is a fan on Manchester United that daily use Grapher the software program bundled with Mac

A Manugrapher is commonly found in the area of Manchester, the name come from the association of the word: Manu and Grapher.

The Manugrapher are usually Mancunian but not only.
Melissa Payne is a famous Manugrapher
Manugrapher by Phil_FL April 14, 2011
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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