mangraph

mangraph (man-graf) is a tracking system used to measure the peaks and valleys of a man’s fitness, sexual relationships, education, travel, hobbies, career success or failures at any time in his life; used as a primary basis to compare with other men; way to track trash talk victories and/or defeats. Someone must qualify as a man to be measured on the mangraph

I lost my job yesterday, but at the bar last night I met a hot girl and went home with her. I think this may keep me balanced on the mangraph.

mangraph by wingman1 March 23, 2009

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manography

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography

she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.

manography by naytev1 July 28, 2009

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mangraph • Macgraphed • mancraphone • manography • Manugrapher

Macgraphed

Defetaed by a superior, higher, or better being than yourself.

You through you could beat me, you got macgraphed

Macgraphed by Cole the OG September 24, 2023

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mancraphone

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis

Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.

mancraphone by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023

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Manugrapher

A Manugrapher is a fan on Manchester United that daily use Grapher the software program bundled with Mac

A Manugrapher is commonly found in the area of Manchester, the name come from the association of the word: Manu and Grapher.

The Manugrapher are usually Mancunian but not only.

Melissa Payne is a famous Manugrapher

Manugrapher by Phil_FL April 14, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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