mancraphone 

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis

Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.

mancraphone by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023

Micraphone 

Micraphone is a poorly designed crappy microphone that can breaks easily
Billy: This old microphone isn't working anymore because I can’t sing a song
Bob: you’re using that old crappy micraphone

Billy: okay I’ll throw it away and get a new one soon

micraphone microphone

Micraphone by Quasarius September 15, 2021