Small farming town that was taken over by Ottawa and filled with yuppie morons that built huge houses, leased a BMW and think that their sh*t doesn't stink anymore. Much similar to the same type of people in Riverside South and New Greely. Manoticktons spend their time complaining about how expensive everything is because they are so house poor, they cant even aford clothes at Value Village or goods from Giant Tiger anymore. But yet they seem to think they are superior over the rest of Ottawa society. No businesses seem to last in the village more than 6 months either, prolly due to the local population and their idiotic ways.
Oh you live in Manotick ? You must be a snobby cheap moron then.
Hey I live in Manotick, im really somebody now eh?
North Gower? Kars? Nah i'm a Manotick moronbaby!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).