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Also known as bean, butters, even butter bean. A Mangold is fat piece of shit that does nothing but watch tv and smoke the mary jane. He can be spotted sitting in his room playin n64 and possibly pleasuring himself to gay porn. May or may not have striped tattos along his midsection commonly known as stretch marks cause by rapid accumulation of fat over a short period of time.
"Its smells like fat sweat in here"... "Yea that would be the mangold."
Mangold by Firtel March 29, 2009
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a gold digger that is a man.
Now I aint sayin HE a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke nigga

mangold
mangold by jmandog12345 August 4, 2008
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Mangolious Theorem 

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.
The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.
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Having power over something, being strong
You have mangoly over me
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An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.
Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.
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mansolder 

another name for sperm. someone i know invented it when we were taking an electricity class in school. i dont know why. its just funny.
omg i got mansolder all over my face.
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mashed, same as mullered and melted
Dude you is way mangoed, you better leave.
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